Yojimbo's Movie Review of Six Days, Seven Nights

Rating of
1.5/4

Six Days, Seven Nights

"Six Days, Seven Nights" by Yojimbo
Yojimbo - wrote on 07/07/12

A bog-standard contrived Hollywood date movie in which an ageing Harrison Ford becomes stranded on a desert island with Anne Heche and more importantly, her nipples. It's bearable mainly due to Ford's comic charm, but the slapstick is lame and David Schwimmer might as well just get it over with and change his name by deed poll to Ross Geller. The clumsiness in which the script writer tried to inject some "drama" by having them chased by pirates is laughable and it becomes tedious soon after their arrival.

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