Yojimbo's Movie Review of Jurassic Park 3

Rating of
1.5/4

Jurassic Park 3

"Jurassic Park 3" by Yojimbo
Yojimbo - wrote on 05/21/12

The corporate cash cowasaurus once again terrorizes the cinema-going public with another grimly inevitable sequel. And who'd have thought watching giant lizards eating people could be so dull? The script is episodic and unimaginative, the characters uninteresting cliches and it's pacing is dreadful. The action and effects are executed with workmanlike efficiency, but there is zero suspense and less in the way of surprises. One idea is sometimes enough to carry one film, but three? This franchise really is running on empty, so if you really want to see yet more people screaming and running around in a jungle, go for King Kong. It's far, far better than this cinematic theme park ride.

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