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Attack the Block	2/4
Capitalism: A Love Story	3/4
On the Waterfront	4/4
An Inconvenient Truth	3/4
Source Code	3/4
appartement, L'	3/4
Across the Pacific (1942)	3/4
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie	0.5/4
Jackass: Number Two	0.5/4
Night on Earth	2/4
Sneakers	2/4
Fortress (1993)	1.5/4
Dark Angel ( I Come in Peace )	1.5/4
Last Embrace	1/4
Three Men and a Little Lady	1/4
The Dark Knight Rises	3.5/4
Where the Sidewalk Ends	2.5/4
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence	2.5/4
The Seven Year Itch	2/4
The Man with One Red Shoe	1.5/4
Her Alibi	1.5/4
The Hot Chick	1/4
Turner & Hooch	2/4
After Hours	1.5/4
Frantic	2.5/4
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Needful Things
"Needful Things" by Yojimbo
1.5/4 stars

Yet more of Stephen King's brand of Twilight Zone hokeyness is transferred to the silver screen and it's a similarly lame experience. Max Von Sydow slums it as a shop keeper who sells the usual small town stereotypes their hearts desire in return for pranks that set the townsfolk against each other. The flat direction and made for TV cast do not aid what is an extremely low concept "horror" film in which the scariest thing is Von Sydow's oral hygiene. Not the worst King adaptation I've ever seen, but that that would be one TALL order...