John Doe's Movie Review of The Transformers (2007)

Rating of
3.5/4

The Transformers (2007)

Robots in disguise? Yeah, disguised as "awesome".
John Doe - wrote on 07/04/07

I've been waiting for this one to come out for awhile. Needless to say it could have easily disappointed me based on my extremely high expectations. This movie was smart, funny, action packed, and had fricking rediculous special effects. "Why does it not get your coveted 4 star rating" you ask? With Michael Bay at the helm and the backing of Steven Spielberg the fight scenes should have (and could have) been much less confusing.

Shia LaBeouf, you get better with every movie.
Josh Duhamel, you get better with every movie... "Turistas" and "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!" haven't exactly set the bar all that high though have they?
Megan Fox, quit calling me... it was one night of passion. I love you, I'm just not IN love with you.

I give this movie 3.5 out of a possible 4 twenty inch blades on the impala.

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Alex - wrote on 07/04/07 at 02:04 AM CT

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Entertaining review....print it.

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