There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
-Sheriff Bufford T. Justice "Smokey and the Bandit"
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
-Roddy Pipper as Nada "They Live"
This is my rifle.
[grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
This is for fighting.
[grabbing his crotch] This is for fun.
-R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman "Full Metal Jacket"