Topher

Topher

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Total Ratings 984
Total Reviews 81
Total Lists 21
Total Plots 32
Total Points 1,481

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Topher's Information

Ranking Status: Producer

Name: Christopher Hemann

Gender: Male

Current Area: Daejeon, Korea

Home Town: Ossipee, NH

Education: BA: University of New Hampshire, English/Classics ----- MA: UChicago, Humanities

Employer: A University in Daejeon, SO KO

Position: English Teacher - I teach college students to say "Cameron Diaz is yummy"

About Me: I like reviews that see movies from a new angle -- that "re-view" it. Films with bad politics deserve bad ratings. Entertainment is the frontline of mind control.

Interests: Zombies, Apocalypse, Zombie-Apocalypse

Movie Profile

Film I Love: Project X -- a bunch of monkeys fly bombers for the army!

Film I Hate: The (Non)-Happening

Guilty Pleasure: Whimpering, self-indulgent Gen X films about how cool it is not to be cool

Favorite Genre: Horror

Least Favorite Genre: Sport

Favorite Actors: Depp, Eastwood, Helena Bonham-Carter, Maggie Gyllenhaal

Least Favorite Actors: Damm, Wesley, Rock, Mitt Romney

Favorite Director: Ed Wood

Least Favorite Director: Ed Wood

Movie Quotes: "TV told us we should shoot them in the head." "TV says a lot of things" -- (Dawn of the Dead, remake)

"Let's get down to brass tacks here . . . how much do you want for the ape?" -- Fear and Loathing

"You despise me, don't you, Rick?" "If I gave you any thought, I probably would" --Casablanca

Latest Movie Review

Rating of
1.5/4

Altered States

Not a Good Trip

A cool premise -- unleashing the potential, and the horrors, of the human mind through prolonged sensory depravation -- gets a bit hooky toward the end. Bizarre late 70's drug special effects can also make it difficult to watch. But an interesting look into post-hippy culture.

Recent Rating History

Movie Title Rating Overall Add
Richard III (1995) 3.5/4 2.8/4
Romeo + Juliet (1996) 3.0/4 2.6/4
Kissed 2.5/4 2.8/4
Battle in Seattle 2.5/4 2.5/4
Zombieland 2.5/4 3.0/4

Top Movie List

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 4.0/4 3.4/4
2. Apocalypse Now 4.0/4 3.3/4
3. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 4.0/4 3.0/4
4. Casablanca 4.0/4 3.3/4
5. There Will Be Blood 4.0/4 3.1/4

Raimi vs Ramis

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. Ghostbusters 3.0/4 3.1/4
2. Spider-Man 3.0/4 2.9/4
3. The Evil Dead 3.5/4 3.0/4
4. Drag Me to Hell 3.0/4 2.7/4
5. Groundhog Day 3.0/4 3.0/4

Recent Comments

Josh C - wrote on 05/31/09 at 07:56 PM CT

I would just remove their post. we are going to remove them soon. I really want to see "Drag Me to Hell" have you seen the previews for it? Other than that, how the hell are you doing?

Josh C - wrote on 05/19/09 at 09:56 AM CT

Star Trek: The Motion Picture Review comment

Damn! I was excited about this one. Still I will check it out this week and let you know my thoughts.

shutterspeed777 - wrote on 05/03/09 at 01:01 PM CT

Yeah. It was during the winter of 1986. My first time to actually leave out of my home country the Philippines. I was one of the speakers of the Foursquare group from 39 different nations. I have awesome memories. First time to see snow. I want to go back and visit though.

shutterspeed777 - wrote on 05/03/09 at 12:11 AM CT

Hey Topher...How's Korea? I've been in Daejeon in 1986 and have good memories.

hellgirl666 - wrote on 12/07/08 at 10:34 AM CT

Them ( Ils ) Review comment

Very creepy idea, especially as it is based on true events. Otherwise I don't think I would have believed it. It's at its best when you don't know who or what is after them. It's left to your imagination.

Josh C - wrote on 10/25/08 at 01:55 AM CT

The Last Starfighter Review comment

Maybe bad 80's is my thing. I just watched this one, and thought "Maybe if I watched this one when I was younger I would have loved it" but in the end it was just alright.

Josh C - wrote on 09/13/08 at 02:05 PM CT

The Happening Review comment

I haven't seen this yet, I guess I will have have to check it out to see if I should put it on my worst endings list

Ghost Seed - wrote on 06/23/08 at 01:48 PM CT

Worst All Time List comment

According to some of the other comments, you've made some adjustments...looks pretty dead on as i see it...& i agree one of the best "worst" lists, but like everyone i have to state my opinion, 300= bad...but I can't quite see it as one of the worst.

Josh C - wrote on 03/07/08 at 08:41 PM CT

What's new? I haven't heard from you in a while. You should email your address.

Josh C - wrote on 02/16/08 at 01:15 AM CT

dude you would love the movie Sublime! It is right up your ally.

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