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Ted (2012) Movie Information

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1009

Avg. Rating:

2.87/4

# of Ratings:

208

Genres:

Comedy

Rating:

R

Language:

English

Theater Date:

06/29/2012

DVD Release:

12/11/2012

Director:

Seth MacFarlane

Actors:

Mila Kunis
Mark Wahlberg
Laura Vandervoort
Patrick Warburton
Seth MacFarlane
Giovanni Ribisi

 

 

 

 

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A man gets more than he bargained for when his childhood wish comes true and his teddy bear is given life. -- Chris Kavan

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Matthew 01/10/2014 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
3/4 

A talking teddy bear that drink's and goes to party now that's a teddy bear.ted. okay did this movie made me lol like 21 jump street well I can say a little bit.

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Chris Kavan 03/06/2013 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

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2.5/4 

While I liked this movie I didn't think "ZOMG! This is the funniest movie ever!111!!" Certain parts were really good and the cameos were the best part (watch for a hilarious split-second DVD commentary from Ted Danson that is gold!) - plus the Flash Gordon himself Sam J. Jones, a creepy Giovanni Ribisi, Norah Jones, an uncredited Ryan Reynolds and he even got Patrick Stewart to narrate. Overall, it will make you laugh - but hopefully you like Seth MacFarlane's brand of humor - although it is great to see Mark Wahlberg fight a teddy bear and cold-cock a kid.

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Rakkie 01/15/2013 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

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3.5/4 

this a best comedy since big lewbowski. great work.

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  Gabe
Gabe
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01/19/2013 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

F*** You Thunder!

Essentially a live action version of Family Guy, with even a few of those great cut-aways. There is even a reference to the fact that Ted sounds like Peter Griffin. All of the key players are featured in this film, if even for a scene. The weakest link was probably Mark Wahlberg. Now, I'm not a huge fan of "Marky Mark," but, I know that he can do better. As some have noted below, there are some flaws with the script, but that's to be expected for this type of film. It's not going for prestige. I thought this was a good and original first effort from Seth MacFarlane. I'm excited to see what he does on the Oscar's broadcast.

SPOILER ALERT: When Ted comes back to life at the end, they should have kept him retarded with a huge scar running through his midsection.

Rating of
3/4 

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  Taz
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01/12/2013 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Hope You Like Family Guy

Have you ever watched Family guy and wished it had more cursing? Then this is the movie for you. I really enjoyed the crude humor in the movie but it did get a little old after the one hour mark. What did surprise me was that the story was well thought out executed very well. This could have been a horrible movie full of crude humor but instead it was a very watchable movie full of crude humor. I have to give Seth MacFarlane credit for that. If he can turn out some better stories and tone done the crudeness he could make some really good movies in the future. I also can not ignore the actors. Mark Wahlberg played a bumbling buffoon very well but my favorite part was Joel McHale as the slimy boss. Joel McHale can play an arrogant ass like nobody else. In the end if you can't get past some ...

Rating of
2.5/4 

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  Lee
Lee
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08/07/2012 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Mcfarlane never fails in making me laugh

Ok that was one foul mouthed teddy bear...so where can i get one? When i had originally heard that the master of the mst funniest tv show on the planet(Family Guy) Seth Mcfarlane was making a feature film i imediatly assumed it was for Family Guy. Then i slowly started to see the trailers for Ted upon their release and lmao!! Just got back from the drive-in after seeing this with The Dark Knight Rises and it did not dissapoint(Not that i thought it would either) The movie made up to all my expectations laugh wise and i am now anticpating owning the blu ray when it gets released as im sure this is a movie much like the comedic great Borat that i can watch 100 times and still laugh like originally viewing it.

Mark Wahlberg is one of my all time favorite actors, who i must say having my...

Rating of
4/4 

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  Sabrina
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I actually thought the movie was hilarious. It was not the best movie I have ever seen, but watching the movie did make my night. Maybe this is because I also enjoy watching family guy, so the humor and jokes are familiar for me. 
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  Sophie
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Last weekend I watched Ted with my 14 year old daughter. Although the movie did have bad examples, drugs, lewd jokes, language and drinking, I thought it was a good example of what NOT to do when they are older. But, overall, it was a really funny movie!

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  Chris Kavan
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It was good - but it wasn't outstanding. Maybe this is one of those movies that grows on you with repeated viewings.
02/18/2014
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  Owen McKenna
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I agree, I didn't find the Ted to be that funny of a movie. I did laugh at times, but not continuously like my friends told me I would.

02/18/2014
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  Snoogans
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I'm not sure if my expectations were too high.  I didn't even want to see the movie at first.  The positive word-of-mouth sort of changed my mind momentarily.  I think it just comes down to the fact that all of the humor was so much in the style of Family Guy and I'm not a fan of the show's humor most of the time.  Thats about the main reason I can come up with for not favoring this film as much as everyone else.
09/08/2012
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