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Michael Arnona
Diedrich Bader
Ike Barinholtz
Leon C. Carswell
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Briana Barran

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No pop culture moment, movie or scandal is safe as this spoof off 300 makes a mockery of anyone, and anything on the pop-culture radar. -- Chris aka Tarkin

11/23/2009 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

I am going to go puke!!!

Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door. Definately a "Must Avoid" film!!

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0.5/4 

08/05/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

it was ok

i thought Meet The Spartans was a ok movie. it had a very dumb and pointless plot. but i thought it had some very funny parts in this movie.im not tellin you 2 go and see it. but i actuually liked this movie. i loved the part with the yo momma jokes and american idol. Haha it was decent.1.5/4

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1.5/4 

03/15/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Awuuh! Awuuh!

Let me start off by saying Meet the Spartans did a pretty decent job working its comedy into my veins. Although a lot of critics would have loved to just massacre this movie because they’d find it dreadfully unfunny, I on the other hand beg to differ. I knew from the get go what I was going into when the sound of clashing thunder and lightning thrall the beginning of this movie. Awful choice to do a Shrek the third spoof so let me just get that unfunny introduction out the way, and trust me it would be smooth sailing from there on. The idea of spoofing an enormous name such as 300 is not as easy as it sounds. First we have to find someone who looks good in a leather diaper, and has a huge rock solid body. Painted abs check, Leonidas beard check and the most important thing of all is he ha...

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2.5/4 

01/30/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Review - Meet the Spartans (2008)

Last year I decided that “Epic Movie” was the most eye-gougingly awful movie in existence. That was true until “Meet the Spartans” came out this year. Now we have a whole new low that I honestly never thought we’d be able to sink to. Here we have a movie that is so staggeringly awful that it’s almost not worth writing a review. I wish I could just put in big bold letters “DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE” and be done with it, but it’s my sworn duty to myself to do this job that I don’t get paid for. Even if I did get paid, it would never be enough to compensate for the suffering watching this movie can be.

I can only guess that the main plot of the movie was a parody of the movie “300,” and by guess, I mean that the narrator tells you right off the bat that you are watching a parody of the movie ...

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0.5/4