Mortdecai Full Movie Reviews

Full Movie Reviews

Indyfreak
Indyfreak
Movie God

Rating of
1.5/4

Bad movie yes. Worst of the year? Not really...

Indyfreak - wrote on 01/08/2016

Don't get me wrong though Mortdecai is a sloppy and poorly executed movie both as a popcorn adventure and an ensemble comedy. Somehow they made a caper movie that's about priceless paintings, international criminals, national security, and a nymphomaniac Olivia Munn boring.
Not just boring but it's like that one person at a party who thinks they're the life of the party but they weren't even invited. Johnny Depp's mostly dreadful performance is where most of the film's problems are most obvious but it'd still probably suck without him. Its sense of humor demonstrates little understanding of what makes people laugh. Whatever actual wit it displays seems more jarring than actually funny. The cast is mostly wasted except Paul Bettany who's acting like he's in a better movie and in some …

Matthew Brady
Matthew Brady
Movie God

Rating of
0.5/4

Box Office Flop number 5

Matthew Brady - wrote on 01/30/2015

Oh my god January is almost over...thank the fucking lord, but first I have to review this peace of cinematic trash With Johnny Depp in it, oh boy.

The story to Mortdecai is about the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.

Oh Depp why do you keep doing this? you had it all man. The money, the love from the fans, the Oscar nominations and your spot light. Now look at you. Flop after flop at the box office, very low rating on Rotten Tomatoes and me slowly losing faith in you, and this movie is the …

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