When a US Marshall operating out of a base in Antarctica discovers a dead body in the middle of nowhere, she must uncover the culprit before a huge snowstorm cuts them off from the outside world. Whiteout begins with a gratuitous action scene followed by a computer generated plane crash. Then our first glance of the snowbound lawperson (hot, of course) is of her stripping off (well, what else would a person do if they were in Antarctica...?) Cue the mysterious body followed by clumsy flashbacks of an event that now defines her entire character and the appearance of a square-jawed partner (hot, of course) and wise-cracking black sidekick. Enter the storm to create an excuse for a race against time and some running around with guns/ice axes. Voila, the identity of the culprit, who is as eve... |
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