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The Marowak - wrote on 02/17/2009
Hey there drudgees! Have you been good or have you been living in America when it is rudely bombed with disease ridden gases? Cough, cough, and ow! like my skin is melting off and all. Ahem, now, ahem, and no offense, but us snuggly watchers have Freddy himself as a MC of a nightclub that shocks zombies so they'll dance and us gets nothing more? Well, snuggle buddies this is a smoochie-smooch fest then, isn't it? If you've been aching for an excuse to exercise that curious, delicious tongue of a new-comer, well, here's your excuse drudgees. Play and fondle! No looking though because this one's for sound effects!
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2/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 10/03/2007
Tobe Hooper shows some flash, but overall this nu-metal, nihilistic and overall depressing entry into Masters of Horror, is uneven and disappointing. It isn't the worst entry, but it's far from the best.
