Wicker Man, The (2006) Movie Reviews

nessykate12 11/07/2012 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
0.5/4 

Worst movie i've ever seen. It was okay until the ending just killed it. Do not watch

Tikaani Moon 02/08/2011 (1 of 1 found this helpful)

Rating of
1.5/4 

It started off well, but went down hill from there. It was boring, me and my mom fell asleep, and woke up just in time to see the terrible ending.

sapien 05/05/2010 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
2.5/4 

Most of it was kinda boring. And, the ending was kinda stupid. But, it wasn't too boring or stupid.

goodfellamike 10/29/2008 (0 of 1 found this helpful)

Rating of
3/4 

Too many flashbacks and an odd choice of directors do little to ruin this pungeant remake of the 1973 cult classic; the film has several eerie moments and gets better as it goes along with powerful feminist statements from the usually misogynistic Neil LaBute. One wonders why this was panned by just about everyone. Final Grade: B

beckonthemoon 08/30/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
1/4 

Wow. Nicholas Cage in a hat twice the size of his head wasn't bad enough. No, lets make an island with some females obsessed with bees. That's terrifying. I LOVE BEES!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HONEY NUT CHERRIOS FOR ALL. Not worth a rental, or a sub-text in a book called "Worst Horror Movies Ever". I'm not sure if it was the stupid plot, or the fact that Nicholas Cage and his stoner voice don't belong in horror movies, but this sucked. The best part, which was funny as hell, is when he punches all of the woman on the island. That was pretty funny. Other than that, it's stupid. Utterly, stupid.

Waffles 08/24/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
0.5/4 

worst movie i've ever seen. It wasn't scary, it was kinda weird actually. don't see it!

Chris Kavan 02/18/2008 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
1.5/4 

While the story is there, this remake takes all the fun out of the original. The original was a bit campy, but that was the point; it had a certain charm. The new one is cold, unfeeling and full of bees for some reason. It's just empty.

Josh C 01/14/2007 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Rating of
3/4 

Utterly creepy and suspenseful. I haven't seen the original, but will now that I have seen this. Not that scary but the plot is good and it twists and turns enough to keep you guessing. Reminds me of the Shinning and Rosemary's Baby.