The Movie with 1001 plot holes
1/4 stars

Tedious, mind-numbing one-hundred minute orgy of special effects and absolutely no wit or laughs. A literal cinematic meltdown. I can't adequately describe how bad this movie was, nor can I imagine who it would appeal to. If you're a parent considering taking your small children to it, save yourself the agony and hire a babysitter to go see it with them. It's that bad. Actually, I may be underestimating small children's intelligence, it's just that I'm not around that many. Nothing more than a paycheck for Ben Stiller can come from this picture, except (God help us) another sequel (if it makes enough money). I like Owen Wilson but he's literally squashed into playing a caricature of himself in the previous *Night at the Museum* film-- even someone with as his much personality could easily be replaced with CGI in this movie.

Review by Wolfman